This blog is of many random things

kldzbop:

kldzbop:

see if u can unscramble this sentence: go aawy

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correct

kevinology:

this picture pisses me off so fucking much. THIS FUCKING PICTURE OF GOD DAMN COOKIE DOUGH. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THAT WHEN YOU BAKE FUCKING COOKIES, THEY SPREAD OUT AND ELONGATE. THESE COOKIES ARE PRACTICALLY TOUCHING EACHOTHER. THIS IS GONNA END UP BEING A DAMN COOKIE CAKE. ARE U SHITTING ME HAVE YOU NEVER BAKED COOKIES BEFORE. YOU CAN NOT BAKE 32 INDIVIDUAL COOKIES ON A PAN MADE FOR 16 MAXIMUM. motherfucker

strugglingtobeheard:

See this why you don’t live with white people

vesley:

alpacabacon:

Like I’ve never gotten a sunburn in my life.

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how about now

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

lightning is just the flash on god’s camera when he’s taking selfies

richarcl:

i hı̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨ate when there’s something on your screen

chickenstab:

halloween’s coming early on tumblr

iphone420:

i hope i lose 800 pounds by tomorrow morning